KrystKore Vs Bigandhard1

(KrystKore) Im going to sound weird but Ninjas are hot (fuck yerh!!)
(KrystKore) Will you be my ninja?
(bigandhard1) mmmm sure you start ;)
(KrystKore) im walking through a forest and decide to sit down on a rock, I sit down and notice someone is watching me
(bigandhard1) sitting in the tree in my tight ninja outfit i look down on you (fucking sexing ninja)
(bigandhard1) you in your little skirt and tight top i can see right down your top
(KrystKore) I get a bad feeling and i look around, "no one here..." i take off my top and lay down "gah..its so hot here"
(bigandhard1) as you lay down i slide down the tree and sneak up on you
(KrystKore) I sit up and spot you "OH NO A NINJA" I scream and back away into a tree (whats a ninja doing in the woods?!)
(bigandhard1) quick as flash i have hold of you up against the tree
(bigandhard1) dont be alarmed i have come to make sure you are safe ( D: I DUN NOE YEW! )
(KrystKore) "you fool" I whisper, "you foolish fool, you made a really bad mistake" I look into your eyes and smirk, I slowly slide off my skirt..
(bigandhard1) pulling you in a kiss you harddropping my sword
(KrystKore) -I throw a deku nut to the floor- a bright light burns your eyes and you are surrounded by smoke, you look at me and it is I, Kryst, the Elite Pas Warrior, you look to the left and right and you spot 2 males and a female, I pull out your sword and decapitate your head, and I slice off both your arms, My two men,Gabriel and Zomaya grab your body and hold it whilst the female, Beth runs towards you and roundhouse kicks you in the groin, I throw your sword into your heart and kill you, the evil dark ninja. Alas another victory for PAS.
(bigandhard1) ...... what was that?
(KrystKore) ..... I begin to crawl into a ball and cry, "how is he even talking, his dead..." I sob and my tears give you an erection, "Oh no! his gonna rape me up my bum bum" I look towards my PAS Crew and they shrug.
(bigandhard1) ..your a dipshit
*** bigandhard1 has gone offline.

Kryst Vs Bigyounghardcock

(KrystKore) ill rp ;)
(bigyounghardcock) you female
(KrystKore) 21 f aus babe
(KrystKore) u?
(bigyounghardcock) 18 male canada
(KrystKore) Okay ;), so what are you?
(bigyounghardcock) brother & sister (eww INCEST)
(KrystKore) Alright you start
(bigyounghardcock) ok i thought i was home alone and i get out of the shower and walk around naked (...w-w....WHO DOES THAT?)
(KrystKore) i sneak into my room through the window and does a roll, I then get up and look around "No ones home...good" I close my door and lay down on my bed (see that? I fucking rolled)
(bigyounghardcock) i hear your door close and i walk in your room to see whos here i walk in to the room and see you and i say omg and cover up
(KrystKore) What the fuck? YOU COVER UP! i yell at you as I chuck a brick towards the door and get out of my room freak
(bigyounghardcock) i am srri i thought noone was home
(KrystKore) "So did I" I get up and walk towards you, trying to push you out of the room
(bigyounghardcock) i push you back and say were you come from you went out last night didnt you arent you grounded
(KrystKore) "grounded? what the hell, your not mum or dad just fuck off" I yell, I walk towards my desk and pick up and pencil and head back towards you jabbing the air "Ill stab you"
(bigyounghardcock) ill tell mom and dad you went out
(KrystKore) "Ill stab you again cunt" I jab the air once again furiously this time (swear ill do it bro)
(bigyounghardcock) i use the fact you went out when you were grounded as a blakmail
(KrystKore) I thrust the pencil at your chest, it breaks..."...fuck.." I swear out loud, I take a few step back towards my desk my skirt gets caught in a hinge of a drawer and it rips
(bigyounghardcock) i say so what are you willing to do for me not to tell
(KrystKore) "...Ill do your homework? or something like that..?" I take another step closer to the desk and my skirt rips off completely
(bigyounghardcock) i look at you and say getting naked for me are we lol (..eww freaky incest guy)
(KrystKore) "ewww...what? NOT EVEN" I pick up a jar and glare "dont you dare try and rape me Mr"
(bigyounghardcock) i jump and lay on your bed i wasnt gunna rape you
(KrystKore) "Ha! well I have a secret to tell you" I wink and walk closer
(bigyounghardcock) and what is that secert (...IM A GUY! AHAHHAHA)
(KrystKore) I open the jar and scream "YOUR DYING!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHA YOUR DYING OF SWINE FLU!" I scream like a maniac, I then drop to the floor and pick up my hatchet with two clean swings both your arms fall off, your body falls backwards onto my bed you scream like a little bitch, Ijump on you and begin to bite into your neck the skin breaks and I rip out your vien I laugh and scream "AHAHAHAH" your evil sister has won this battle
(KrystKore) is your dick hard now?
(KrystKore) baby?
(KrystKore) Baby you still there? I didnt chop your dick off..you can keep going
(bigyounghardcock) yea kinda (...you..get turned on by your arms cut off and shit?)
(bigyounghardcock) lol
(bigyounghardcock) ok
(KrystKore) your turn.
(KrystKore) :)
(bigyounghardcock) i look at you like your weird and i tell you to shut up and suck my dick(as a joke) (...as a joke...aww mad)
(KrystKore) btw your dead, how the fuck are you even typing? like seriously....what are you? some sorta zombie? omg zombies turn me on! pretend to be a zombie and go RAH!! and ill suck your zombie dick
(bigyounghardcock) RRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (aww....cool story bro)
(KrystKore) I begin to suck on my cock
(KrystKore) i mean YOUR COCK
(bigyounghardcock) i thrust making it go to the back of your throut
(KrystKore) It goes too deep and pops through the back, you evil son of a bitch you just killed me
(KrystKore) Hey what is wrong with you?
(KrystKore) Can you please grow the fuck up and do this properly?
(KrystKore) I was just about to jizz in my pants
(KrystKore) Im flaccid now thanks.
(bigyounghardcock) ok (..his like i didnt know clits can get flaccid)
(KrystKore) arent you gonna suck my dick and try to make me feel good?
(bigyounghardcock) huh what (...OHFUCK THATS A GUY)
(KrystKore) I shove my cock in your mouth
(KrystKore) you suck it like the bitch you are
(KrystKore) i fuck your face and you moan cause my sexyness just overwhelms you
(KrystKore) i then move over to your body and insert my dick into the hole on your neck which used to hold your head
(KrystKore) I fuck it and the blood rushes out and over me Oh dude I just came
(KrystKore) get me a tissue
*** bigyounghardcock has gone offline. (...aww)