KrystKore Vs Bigandhard1

(KrystKore) Im going to sound weird but Ninjas are hot (fuck yerh!!)
(KrystKore) Will you be my ninja?
(bigandhard1) mmmm sure you start ;)
(KrystKore) im walking through a forest and decide to sit down on a rock, I sit down and notice someone is watching me
(bigandhard1) sitting in the tree in my tight ninja outfit i look down on you (fucking sexing ninja)
(bigandhard1) you in your little skirt and tight top i can see right down your top
(KrystKore) I get a bad feeling and i look around, "no one here..." i take off my top and lay down "gah..its so hot here"
(bigandhard1) as you lay down i slide down the tree and sneak up on you
(KrystKore) I sit up and spot you "OH NO A NINJA" I scream and back away into a tree (whats a ninja doing in the woods?!)
(bigandhard1) quick as flash i have hold of you up against the tree
(bigandhard1) dont be alarmed i have come to make sure you are safe ( D: I DUN NOE YEW! )
(KrystKore) "you fool" I whisper, "you foolish fool, you made a really bad mistake" I look into your eyes and smirk, I slowly slide off my skirt..
(bigandhard1) pulling you in a kiss you harddropping my sword
(KrystKore) -I throw a deku nut to the floor- a bright light burns your eyes and you are surrounded by smoke, you look at me and it is I, Kryst, the Elite Pas Warrior, you look to the left and right and you spot 2 males and a female, I pull out your sword and decapitate your head, and I slice off both your arms, My two men,Gabriel and Zomaya grab your body and hold it whilst the female, Beth runs towards you and roundhouse kicks you in the groin, I throw your sword into your heart and kill you, the evil dark ninja. Alas another victory for PAS.
(bigandhard1) ...... what was that?
(KrystKore) ..... I begin to crawl into a ball and cry, "how is he even talking, his dead..." I sob and my tears give you an erection, "Oh no! his gonna rape me up my bum bum" I look towards my PAS Crew and they shrug.
(bigandhard1) ..your a dipshit
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