The Life Of Kryst & Gabriel Strange

Once upon a time, when Kryst was a depressed attention seeking sad emo cunt he was out in liverpool with his gf at the time. Like a motherfucking rainbow comming out of God's ass, the two kings met, Kryst and Gabriel Strange, and from that very fucking day they were tighter than a virgins cunt. (L)

Bahh! nah but man, me and Gabs went through a fair bit together. We were always there backing each other up even tho we lived so fucking far. His a clown when he wants to be, serious when he wants to be, but mostly, his retarded...as he was born to be. ;D

Good times lay ahead:

• Cam's party, Motherfucker you just ate the soap that Cam rubs his balls with. Baha
• The entertaining fridge...with a horses head in it (Y)
• Our cardboard box helmets, yeah fuck we cool kids, cept you...cutting the dam hole the wrong way...oh you know what im talking about ;D
• Gabriel's weird retardedness at random times
• Smoking weed ;D never smoked till I met you bahaha you fucked me up
• Staying at your place every now and then ;) epic hangout place
• Oath, new years ^^ with the firecrackers and shit haha and us rolling weed on that dudes car....which I keyed by the way...hahaha
• Gabriel you have a very very very sexy guitar ;)
• Watching that stoners cartoon...with frylock and shakes and meatloaf bahaha HUNGER TEAM AQUA FORCE...........or not....i cant rememeber...
• All that emo bullshit you had to stand when i was in that phase before, pft. Fail.
• Helping each other out with relationship problems, all the time.
• ;D our...talks about sex lmfao "can i see your vagina?" Aw mad pick up line bro.
• Aw shit i dunno what else to say...THATS IT...for now =D oh wait, we got cams party soon more fun =D

And after all that shit, I've changed and stopped being a whiny lil bitch ;D ...most of the times...bahaha PS: i like brokencyde and bmth suck my balls motherfucker =D

"As long as you keep rocking,
I wont quit,
I breathe for you,
I bleed for you,
I'd fucking die for you,
Thats why I call you family "

<3