The Things I Do To Make You Laugh...

So, its like 1:56 right now and previously Me, Beth, Gabriel and Zomaya encountered some "pedos" as one would call it, there are 3 convos, one which is a group and 2 which these two freaks decide to "roleplay" to which I felt like fucking with their heads and making them regret their actions.

Yes, I'm a sick son of a bitch (Y)

Im only gonna post the convos with me cause I thought it was amusing :) in a sick sort of way. With many cheers from the other 3 I decided to step in and play with their heads only to make them realize I'm a dude.

I did this to make my friends laugh ^^, I do alot of things to make people laugh so yee boiii!
(Y) Sick and fucked up is a part of my nature so get used to my weird, sadistic, sick ways. Kthnx.



The first convo with some fucked up guy named "Robert" seriously if your reading this HARRR!!! BAHAHAHA you sick motherfucker I seriously want to lay a fucking hatchet in your head. Get the fuck off habbo and stop being a god dam pedo cunt. (H) This is on MsN. btw he thinks Im a chick ..bahaha. fail for him.

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Robert- oh haha -smiles delightfully- it's okay! haha alrigh! ready ;)?

Kryst--puts on a wizard hat and a robe-

Robert- Sexy ;)

Kryst-I cast Lvl 3 eroticness and turn you into a beautiful girl

Robert- Excuse me? -confused look- :S (IMMA WIZARD BITCH!)

Kryst- lesbain roleplay?

Robert- I'm really a guy seeking for some intimate male and female cyber intercourse :S (Rofl? Intimate?)

Kryst- oh okay thats okay then, straight it is

Robert- -smiles and Winks- Okay, off we go :D (weirdo..)

Kryst-I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite ;)

Kryst- I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness

Robert- Can we PLEASE PLEASE -begs you- just get to the sex! my dick is hard! (desperate much ?)

Kryst- Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Robert- I'm a what?! (....a Level 2 druid ...-rolls eyes- )

Kryst- King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Robert- my dick is But what are you talking about?! (..did you not read my -puts on wizard hat- line? )

Kryst- u dont roleplay? :S

Robert- I want cyber sex

Kryst- okay well i have a fetish for pirates so everytime you dosomething go HARRRRRRRRRRRRRR ;) massive turn on, okay you start and dont forget to go HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ( readers..goign HAR! doesnt actually turn me on..okay?)

Robert- Alrightey then -confused look whilst pulling underpants down to my ankles-

Kryst-yuforgot to go HARRR BABY

Robert- HARRR BABY! ..:S (HAHAH! ...HARRR BABY!!)

Kryst- ;) okay go on

Robert- -starts to kiss you and then moves down to your chest- HARR!

Kryst- ;)

Robert- -starts to move down lower and then pulls your panties down, starts to lick you out, tongue going deep and deeper. HRRR baby i scream whilst watching a smile come upon your face-

Kryst-who said i smiled :S

Robert- sad face- :( im sorry (LMFAO DOWNER!)

Kryst- i think you need more experienceyour like a lvl 1 mage on wow trying to take on Hobbs (World Of Warcraft Refrence (Y) )

Robert-Please! no! May we start again from when i pulled your panties down! please -begs- :)

Kryst- okay

Robert--Pulls down your panties down wildy with my teeth, throwing them viciousley on the ground then starts to lick you out- HARRR baby i scream -licks more- HARRR!

Kryst- i bend over and harvest raddishs ;) cuz plants turn me on

Robert- -sticks my penis in your rear end (your anus) then i thrust, i keep going and going-

Kryst- wait wait it hurts, owww, OWWWW, ouch

Robert- Oh boy! i'm about to come! (ew...........nasty)

Kryst-MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, YAY1, MY ANUS! IS BLEEDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!, WTF DID U DO TO MY ANUS U ANUS RIPPER, :(

Robert--Takes Penis out- Oh i cummed in real life (Oh ew...btw you lasted like 20 seconds...-rolls eyes- freak)

Kryst- yeah i have to say something about ur cyber sex...

Robert- Yes? :)

Kryst- IM A GUY BAHAHAHAH OMFG U JUST JACKED OFF TO A DUDE WTF ARE U GAY? LMFAO BAHAHAHAH U STUPID PEDO UR SO FUCKING DIRTY OMG MAN U RIPPED MY ANUS WHATS WRONG WITH U U SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH BAHAHA SERIOUSLY MAN OMG UR SUCH A FOOL! HARRRRR BAHAHAH ARE U THAT PATHETIC TOGOHARRRR BAHAHAHA UR SO FUCKING STUPIDD OMG GO FUCK UR WIFE

Robert- FUCK (then he blocked me xD )

btw add this fucker if you wanna make fun of him (Y) ladies.man87@hotmail.com



Bahaha anywhos! next guy whats his name ...MICHEAL! bahaha u freak i think u should call that premature ejaculation number (Y)



Micheal- =gets naked nd u see my big dick=

Kryst- -takes off my shirt and exposes my big breasts- (my boobs are quite small D= )

Micheal-licks dem=

Kryst-- i didnt take a shower and i just came back from sport...so its all ewyy and sweaty -

Micheal- mmmmmm sweat nd crust ;) takes ur panties off=(.....O_O FREAK!!!!!!!!)

Kryst--reveals a bump around my crotch :(

Micheal-=licks u out=

Kryst- -eww thats my penis...what are you doing? are you ...bisexual?-

Micheal-=fuks u hard=

Kryst-what are you doing?! HEY! hey! HEY?! stop...STOP! -raises hand-...stop that..no.NO...N..o! S-t-o-p.

Micheal-u got me m cumming (ew.....disgusting brew)

Kryst-omg u lasted like 10 seconds

Micheal-im cumming ova u (-rolls eyes-...u wish......faggot)

Kryst- Thats it! fuck you! imma rape you now! ITS MY TURN BITCH!
-i flop out my 18inch dick and bend you over and fuck u up the ass, my big penis rips open your anus, i yell out OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!! turn super saiyan and then fly thru the roof fucking u in the ass rly fast, i tear off ur hands and legs and then chopp off your dick you explode as i comeinto your ass and ur dick explodes due to my awesomeness-

Micheal- fuck u u fuckin freak...

Kryst-Im not the one who fucked a guy who i thought was a girl...and jerked off to him...and correct me if im wrong but your the one with the atomic bomb penis -rolls eyes- freak. (Y) good job u just masterbated to a guy

(Y) good job cunt. your offically a faggot. michael.downey1@hotmail.com

Thats about all the fucking around I can deal with tonight.

xO;;